Once upon a time (amazingly enough) there was a princess named Claudia. One day, as Claudia was following her daily vitamin regimen she pulled out a prune. The prune said,"Put me down!!!" This, of course, surprised the young princess and she put him on her table.
"Whatever is your problem?" she inquired, "None of my other prunes have given me trouble!!"
The prune said,"Hi princess!! My name's George! If you spare me, I'll loaf off you forever!!"
"Sure," said the princess.
And she ate him immediately.
The Prune Copyright 2001, Jimmy Whealer
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